Dunkey's Dracula Generator Made Pleasant

Dunkey Halton posted a Dracula Generator that I liked. I stole it, made it look kind of like it belonged in A Red And Pleasant Land and glued it into my copy. It fits nicely in the back, over all those blank pages. Click the thing below to get it.

Sad Dolls

Written in a hurried scrawl in the last page of the journal is an address, then nothing but blank pages. The address leads to an abandoned building adjacent to the Old Bugbear, a suspiciously cheap inn on the quiet side of town.

Skelintons Versus Demons One Oh One

by Xavier Turisini

  

The dead are fighting the demons down in hell and always have been. Both are terrible and neither can possibly win. But worry not, for they cannot touch us up here in the land of light and beauty.

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"He took the King's secret whistle from its secret hook. He blew a long, low blast down the King's back secret stairway. And a moment later he heard them coming! Up from their musty hole beneath the dungeon, up the empty midnight tunnel to the royal bedchamber tower, came the magicians on their padded, shuffling feet. Up and right into the room they came chanting."

  -Bartholomew and the Oobleck, by Dr. Seuss

Fuck. Fucking wizards. Now there are demons and skelingtons crawling out of the dark holes and graveyards all over the world. That's just great.